Nurse Ratched
70
Bad Joke
A Ninth, an Elitist and a HellFire + a nun, a horse and a redhead walk into a bar.....bartender looks over at them and says..."is this some kind of joke??"
Best I could come up with first thing in the morning.....I am sure you all can come up with something better
Best I could come up with first thing in the morning.....I am sure you all can come up with something better
I tried.....hadn't had my coffee yet
OK, I need some coffee, too.
The bartender says, "No we only sell beer here". The duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes"?
The bartender says, "No I told you we only sell beer, and if you ask me again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar." So the duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender "Do you have any nails"? The bartender says "no".
The duck asks "Do you have any grapes"?
Source: Reader's Digest
hmmmm... on your first one but I loved the second one!
Really. The duck song
Sorry, no excuses about coffee here as its 5.30pm
some spiked coffee for you then! Ok...got one more:
A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then "she" pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. “Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I’m a panda. Google me!”
Sure enough, panda: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
I am on the slow train from Philly, I had to read that last one like 5 times before I got it.
If I was Ihit, I would just make everyone pay me 50 reals for every curse word they said. Then I would never hop again. It's beautiful.
sneaky........
Ok...so I guess I found another then......
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
Here's one from my kid:
What's blue and smells like red paint? .......
Blue Paint