I walked into the Metropolitan Opera one day. On a marble wall, I saw a plethora of names engraved into the marble. I read them, for I was bored. (No, there was no opera being performed at the time.) I saw a name: Albert A. Chalk.

He really...left his mark there!!!

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(This only works if you're in Hellfire)

Don't mess with me, or you'll get 'hell' from my friends!

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I have a female teacher whose last name begins with "e", hence her name Mrs. E. I've never met her husband, but it is said that he's a real mystery.

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A man slipped and fell on his butt...he's feeling really crappy now.