their all how do i put this CRAPPPPPP :D

uptowndragon,
So you won't have any problem with just giving the gold to me

Day of Grand Heroism

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Huh?

2 peanuts walk into a bar, one was a-salted

u heard the one about the Irishman who thought johnny cash was the change from a durex machine (santa)

Every joke is hilarious but which one is the best

My brother bought me one of those universal remote controls for xmas. I thought to myself, this changes everything.

An Irish radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to anywhere the caller wished.

DJ: “88 FM here, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, my name’s Paddy.”
DJ: “Paddy, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Paddy, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a dream trip: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Goan f**k yourself!”
The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: “88 FM, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Brian.”
DJ: “Brian, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Brian, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a dream trip: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Smee again! Now Goan f**k yourself!”?

And my favourite joke....



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The 9th

yo mamas so fat she sat on wallmart and lowered THE PRICES

uptowndragon,
Best joke of all....your grammar.